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Price $30.00

'“Body-Oddies” is an art book of body idioms. A tongue-in-cheek interpretation of commonly used body expressions taken waaay out of context. Designed to inspire outside-the-box thinking, it will make you feel clever while you laugh out loud. It is 100 pages with over 100 illustrations, 9x12 inches in size with stiff, perfect bound cover.

Price $24.00

A Short Burst
'"A Short Burst" is flash fiction. It 's short, raw and very satisfying - we like it weird too (you'll see). Each story is only as long as it needs to be to convey a powerful idea or scene. You'll find an assortment of aliens, monsters, ghosts, gods and robots, as well as a healthy taste of what THEY think of us.....out there. 'Burst' has 100 pages with 73 short stories and 64 illustrations. It is 9x9 inches in size with a stiff cover and perfect binding.

Price $18.00

Marsha Mellow's Blue-ish Freaks
'"Blue-ish Freaks," an art book pretending to be a graphic novel, opens a unique window into the mysterious world of clowns. Blue-ish Freaks is pure, fresh-squeezed, unfiltered art and poetry, extracted directly from the flesh of REAL freaks and clowns...a species as different from humankind as sheep are from dragons. Written by Marsha Mellow (with over 50 illustrations by John Allemand), it is 52 pages, perfect bound, stiff cover, 8.5x11in. size - of gooey, filthy, blue-ish delight.

Price $10.00
Creepy Clown Coloring Book
While millions of people rediscover the stress reducing joy of coloring books, we offer you this delightful gallery of Creepy Clowns to rekindle your fondest nightmares in a grizzly fender-bender down memory lane. Let our exquisite illustrations inspire and sedate you. Come take a charming Clown Car ride with us - we have ice cream and candy...what could possibly go wrong? Join the coloring craze that's sweeping the nation, it won't hurt a bit.

Price $29.00
Bludgeon the Clown
"Bludgeon the Clown" is a fully illustrated 'graphic novel' exposing the grizzly details of our ongoing, nationwide clown conspiracy and cover-up. The material in this book could irrevocably alter life as we know it (for the better)...unless we're really careful. Written by Marsha Mellow (with over 100 illustrations by John Allemand), it is 100 pages, perfect bound, stiff cover, 8.5x11in. size - of candy-coated, yummy clown-infected goodness.